Add a pop of personality to your wardrobe with our “Just a Kernel of Chaos” sweatshirt – the ultimate cozy nod to Midwest charm, cornfield chaos, and vintage diner vibes. Perfect for popcorn lovers, Valparaiso locals, or anyone with a heart full of buttery mischief.

This soft gray crewneck features:

• A bold back graphic with corn, popcorn, and retro flair
• A popcorn heart on the front chest
• The phrase “Just a Little Kernel of Chaos” for that quirky Midwest energy
• Custom Valparaiso script design
• A comfy fit that pairs perfectly with jeans or leggings

Whether you’re cozying up for a movie night, repping Indiana roots, or just vibing with chaos and carbs, this sweatshirt is your go-to.

Keywords:

Valparaiso sweatshirt, popcorn sweatshirt, Midwest crewneck, funny graphic sweatshirt, corn sweatshirt, Indiana merch, quirky cozy sweatshirt, fall Midwest fashion, small-town girl style

Details:

• Unisex fit
• Soft cotton/poly blend
• Printed with high-quality, durable ink
• Available in sizes S–XXL

🎬 Great for gifts, game days, or small-town girls with big energy.

🌽 Because sometimes, all you need is a little kernel of chaos.